1 MINUTE AGO: THE BIGFOOT VIDEO THAT BROKE THE INTERNET — Witnesses Claim They Saw the Creature FALL After Eating a Wild Turkey… and It’s All on Camera 👀🦃

In a story so ridiculous it could only come from the great, pine-soaked wilds of Washington State, Bigfoot — yes, that Bigfoot — has reportedly taken a tumble straight out of a tree after indulging in what witnesses are calling “an aggressively stolen Thanksgiving dinner. ”

Forget UFOs and government cover-ups — apparently, America’s favorite cryptid is now a clumsy foodie who can’t resist the temptation of free-range poultry.

Locals are calling it the “Gobblegate of 2025,” and honestly, it might be the most entertaining Bigfoot sighting since he photobombed that hiker in Oregon.

According to a man who introduced himself only as “Chad with a C,” the incident took place near Mount Rainier, where he claims to have seen “a large, hairy humanoid” lurking in a cedar tree at dawn.

“I was out turkey hunting,” Chad said, “but it turns out Bigfoot beat me to it.

I saw this massive thing up in the branches, chomping away at what looked like a wild turkey.

Then the branch snapped, and he just—” Chad paused, reenacting the fall by dramatically waving his arms and making a thud noise.

“He hit the ground like a sack of mashed potatoes.

I didn’t know whether to run or offer him a napkin. ”

Naturally, this sighting has set off a frenzy of online chaos.

 

TikTok users are demanding the video (which Chad swears was “on his old phone that fell into a puddle”), Reddit is at war over whether Bigfoot eats meat, and Twitter — sorry, “X” — is busy photoshopping the creature wearing a bib that says “Don’t talk to me, I’m eating. ”

The hashtags #FallingFoot and #TurkeyThief have already trended nationwide, prompting some to declare this the “most relatable Bigfoot moment ever. ”

But not everyone is laughing.

The Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization (yes, that’s a real thing) is calling this a “major behavioral discovery. ”

One self-proclaimed Bigfoot expert, Dr. Harold “Hairy Harry” Simons, told the press that this event proves Bigfoot has evolved beyond simple forest wandering.

“This suggests higher cognitive behavior,” Simons said earnestly.

“He’s showing not only the ability to hunt — or, in this case, steal — but also the capability to climb trees for food.

That’s advanced primate strategy. ”

When asked if he found the fall significant, Simons nodded solemnly.

“Every great hunter must fall,” he said, clearly savoring his own metaphor.

Others aren’t buying it.

Local park ranger Molly Devereux says the incident sounds more like “drunk campers in ghillie suits” than an actual cryptid.

“We get these Bigfoot stories every year,” she sighed.

“One time it was Bigfoot on a jet ski.

Another time, someone said he stole a cooler of beer.

But now he’s up in trees eating turkeys? Either that man saw a bear, or Bigfoot’s gone feral. ”

 

But what really has conspiracy theorists foaming at the mouth is the aftermath.

According to the witness, after Bigfoot’s less-than-graceful descent, he didn’t run — he just sat there for a moment, visibly dazed, then “slowly picked up the turkey, dusted it off, and walked into the woods. ”

Chad insists, “He looked embarrassed.

Like when you trip in public and try to play it cool.

I swear he gave me a side-eye. ”

Internet users have already dubbed this look “The Sasquatch Side-Eye,” and honestly, it’s the meme we didn’t know we needed.

Meanwhile, tabloids across the country are milking this story harder than a Discovery Channel producer in sweeps week.

One headline screamed “BIGFOOT BREAKS SILENCE — And His Tailbone!” while another claimed “New Evidence Suggests Bigfoot Was Just Hungry and Clumsy. ”

Even a vegan lifestyle blog weighed in, accusing Bigfoot of “betraying his herbivorous roots” and calling the turkey theft “an act of carnivorous colonialism. ”

We are, officially, through the looking glass.

Adding to the madness, a blurry, 7-second video has surfaced online showing a large brown shape plummeting from a tree and crashing into some underbrush.

Skeptics say it’s a bear.

 

Believers say it’s Bigfoot.

Cynics say it’s probably a guy named Todd in a Chewbacca costume.

But cryptid enthusiasts are treating it like the Zapruder film, slowing it down frame by frame, analyzing the motion, even arguing over whether the creature’s “girth to fur ratio” matches previous Bigfoot footage.

One YouTuber claimed, “You can hear the turkey bones crunching,” while another insisted the fall was “eerily human — almost like regret. ”

Of course, the most absurd theory came from the UFO crowd, who now claim the fall was caused by “interference from alien drones. ”

According to one anonymous online theorist (who probably owns a tinfoil hat with Wi-Fi), Bigfoot has long been “a genetically engineered hybrid” used by extraterrestrials to study human reactions to mystery and fear.

“The turkey incident,” he wrote, “was a distraction.

They’re preparing for Disclosure. ”

So yes, Bigfoot may have simply tripped over a branch — or he might be part of a cosmic prank.

Your guess is as good as theirs.

Meanwhile, the small Washington town near the supposed sighting has been overrun with curious visitors, all hoping to find fur, feathers, or a footprint.

The local diner, cleverly renaming its menu “The Bigfoot Breakfast Special,” is now selling out daily.

“We haven’t seen business like this since the elk mating season,” said the owner, beaming.

“People are ordering turkey omelets like it’s sacred. ”

A nearby souvenir shop has already printed T-shirts reading, “I Saw Bigfoot Fall — And All I Got Was This Lousy Shirt.”

Local wildlife biologists are, predictably, unimpressed.

“If Bigfoot were real, we’d have found DNA evidence by now,” said Dr. Melanie Ortiz from the University of Washington.

“Also, let’s be honest — 600 pounds of fur and muscle doesn’t exactly climb trees quietly. ”

Still, even she admitted that the story had “entertainment value. ”

“At least it’s not another UFO video,” she added with a smirk.

But for die-hard believers, this incident is monumental.

 

“This is the most important cryptid event since the Patterson-Gimlin film,” said Bigfoot podcaster and self-appointed field expert “Squatchmaster Dave. ”

“It proves Bigfoot isn’t just a myth — he’s a personality.

He’s fallible.

He’s relatable.

He’s basically the forest’s version of a sitcom dad. ”

Dave claims to have found “hair samples” near the scene, though when pressed, he admitted they could also belong to a raccoon or “possibly my dog. ”

Online, Bigfoot’s accidental slapstick debut has inspired fan art, conspiracy charts, and even a GoFundMe titled “Get Bigfoot a Ladder. ”

One user wrote, “He’s done so much for us — it’s time we help him reach new heights safely. ”

Another suggested the government cover-up theory, saying, “Notice how this happened right after the Pentagon’s new UFO report? Coincidence? I think not. ”

Clearly, the internet has reached its natural state: chaos with a side of turkey jokes.

Even late-night comedians are getting in on the action.

“Bigfoot fell out of a tree,” quipped one host.

“Finally, a creature that makes me feel athletic. ”

Another joked, “You know it’s bad when the turkey gets the last laugh. ”

There’s already talk of a Netflix docuseries tentatively titled Falling for Bigfoot, promising to “explore the mystery, the meme, and the man behind the myth — who apparently has terrible balance. ”

As for Chad, the witness who started it all, he insists he’s not after fame — though he has since opened a YouTube channel called “Sasquatchin’ with Chad” and released a line of “Falling Foot” merchandise featuring a cartoon Bigfoot mid-tumble.

When asked if he’d go back to the site, Chad hesitated.

“Nah,” he said.

“He’s probably still mad.

And honestly, I think that turkey was revenge enough. ”

 

Whether you believe Bigfoot is a misunderstood ape-man, an alien pet, or just a viral meme with legs, one thing’s certain: the legend has never been more alive — or more accident-prone.

Somewhere out there in the misty forests of Washington, a large, bruised creature is probably nursing his pride and thinking twice before climbing trees again.

And if you listen closely on a quiet evening, some locals claim you can still hear the faint sound of feathers rustling and a deep, rumbling groan that sounds suspiciously like “never again. ”

So next time you’re hiking in the Pacific Northwest and see a turkey missing from the flock, don’t look to the sky — look up in the trees.

Because Bigfoot might be there, wobbling on a branch, dreaming of a meal, and praying this time the cameras aren’t rolling.