WAR OF THE DINOSAURS! Roger Waters TORCHES Ozzy Osbourne, Spits VENOM in Brutal New Clips

When Roger Waters opens his mouth, you expect a poetic critique of capitalism, a rant about politics, or a 40-minute monologue about how kids these days don’t listen to real music.

What you don’t expect is for him to suddenly pull out a verbal flamethrower and torch Ozzy Osbourne — the bat-biting, mumbling, eyeliner-wearing God of Chaos himself.

Yet here we are, folks.

 

In a brand-new interview that has fans spitting out their Monster Energy drinks in disbelief, Waters unleashed an absolutely blistering tirade on the Prince of Darkness.

And it wasn’t just shade — it was a full solar eclipse.

The former Pink Floyd mastermind didn’t just critique Ozzy.

He obliterated him.

He accused him of being a sellout, called his music “fast food for drunk teenagers,” and even threw in a few jabs about Ozzy’s now-legendary lack of coherent sentences.

Yes, the same Ozzy who can’t figure out how to work the TV remote has somehow provoked one of the most notoriously bitter men in music into going on the record.

“Ozzy’s career is like a circus where the clown doesn’t know he’s the clown,” Waters sneered, sipping tea that must have been brewed with pure resentment.

And if you thought that was bad, oh honey, it gets worse.

Waters mocked Black Sabbath as “a garage band that got lucky,” claimed Ozzy’s stage antics were “cheap stunts for attention,” and then — in what might be the most unnecessary burn in rock history — suggested Sharon Osbourne is the “real mastermind” of everything Ozzy has ever done.

“Without Sharon,” Waters smirked, “Ozzy would be mumbling into a pint at a pub no one remembers. ”

Brutal.

 

Absolutely brutal.

Naturally, the internet reacted like it always does — with chaos, memes, and all-caps tweets.

One fan screamed, “ROGER WATERS WOKE UP AND CHOSE VIOLENCE. ”

Another tweeted: “This is like Gandalf insulting Voldemort.

Nobody wins, but we’re all entertained. ”

TikTok teens who barely know who Pink Floyd is have already made a new trend: lip-syncing Waters’ insults over “Crazy Train. ”

The hashtag #RogerVsOzzy is trending worldwide, with fans picking sides like it’s some WWE grudge match staged at Coachella.

And of course, fake experts are already weighing in to make this feud sound like Shakespeare meets WrestleMania.

Dr. Melody Fakenberg, Professor of Celebrity Beef Studies at the Totally Real Institute of Drama, told us: “This feud represents the cultural clash between intellectual prog rock and chaotic heavy metal.

It’s Hamlet vs. Jackass.

Roger Waters is the brooding philosopher, and Ozzy is the guy stapling fireworks to his pants for fun.

Naturally, they despise each other. ”

But wait — did Ozzy take this lying down? Absolutely not.

According to sources close to the Osbourne camp, when Sharon read Waters’ comments aloud to Ozzy, his response was classic.

“Whaaa?” followed by, “Who’s Roger Waters?” Sharon allegedly rolled her eyes so hard they nearly popped out, before telling him: “The Pink Floyd guy, you idiot. ”

 

To which Ozzy replied: “Oh, the pigs-on-the-wall bloke? F*** him.

I ate a bat once. ”

Iconic.

Even more hilariously, Ozzy’s kids are reportedly furious on his behalf.

Kelly Osbourne took to Instagram stories, calling Waters a “jealous dinosaur” and posting a picture of a gravestone that read: “Here lies Roger’s career. ”

Jack Osbourne chimed in too, tweeting: “If Roger Waters has a problem with my dad, he can come say it to his face.

Oh wait, my dad probably wouldn’t understand him anyway.

Never mind. ”

The Osbournes are basically treating this like the rock version of a neighborhood brawl, and fans can’t get enough.

Meanwhile, Sharon Osbourne — queen of monetizing chaos — is already rumored to be pitching a reality-TV special: Battle of the Rock Relics: Waters vs. Osbourne.

Picture it: two grumpy old men arguing about who destroyed rock ‘n’ roll more while a live audience boos.

Throw in a cage match, some guest commentary from Gene Simmons, and you’ve got the most-watched event since the Beatles hit Ed Sullivan.

The drama doesn’t end there.

Some insiders claim Waters’ beef with Ozzy is actually decades old.

Apparently, back in the late ’70s, Pink Floyd and Black Sabbath were booked at the same festival, and Waters was furious that Sabbath drew a bigger crowd.

One roadie recalls: “Roger called them ‘Neanderthals with amplifiers.

 

’ Ozzy responded by puking into Roger’s guitar case.

” True story? Probably not.

But in the world of rock gossip, truth is optional.

The real kicker? Waters didn’t just stop at Ozzy.

He allegedly went on a side rant about how “modern metal is just Sabbath karaoke,” dragging every band from Metallica to Slipknot into his warpath.

Imagine being Corey Taylor, sipping coffee, scrolling headlines, and suddenly realizing you’ve been roasted by a 80-year-old prog rocker who still thinks concept albums can save the world.

Fans are now begging for a live showdown — maybe at Glastonbury, maybe at Madison Square Garden, maybe on Sharon’s daytime talk show.

Imagine the scene: Ozzy, barely understandable, trying to curse at Waters, while Roger responds with a 25-minute monologue about late-stage capitalism.

It would be unwatchable, incoherent, and yet somehow the most important cultural event of the decade.

And let’s be honest — both of these men need the attention.

Waters has been alienating audiences for years with political rants longer than most albums, while Ozzy’s biggest headlines lately involve health scares and Netflix docuseries no one asked for.

This feud is a gift from the rock gods: two aging icons clawing at each other for relevance while fans cheer like it’s Thunderdome.

Will this end in reconciliation? Don’t count on it.

 

Waters seems hell-bent on burning bridges, and Ozzy barely knows where he is half the time.

But as Dr. Fakenberg put it: “This feud is not about who’s right or wrong.

It’s about us, the fans, witnessing legends devolve into messy internet drama.

It’s proof that no matter how old you are, you’re never too old for beef. ”

So grab your popcorn, dust off your vinyls, and pick a side.

Are you Team Waters — the bitter intellectual with a grudge against everything? Or Team Ozzy — the lovable, incomprehensible chaos goblin who accidentally became a cultural icon? Either way, rock and roll hasn’t been this fun in decades.

Because let’s face it: in 2024, the only thing better than music legends performing is music legends fighting.

And if these two want to roast each other until one of them forgets what the argument was about, we’ll be here for every glorious, petty second.