Johnny’s Blacklist EXPOSED 😤 The 6 Co-Stars Depp Couldn’t Stand—And One He Wanted Fired

Grab your popcorn.

Pour yourself a gallon of overpriced movie theater soda.

The tea kettle in Hollywood just whistled so loud it could shatter glass.

This time, it’s about everyone’s favorite pirate-turned-courtroom-sensation, Johnny Depp.

According to whispers, blind items, and some dangerously enthusiastic “sources close to the matter,” Depp has a personal enemies list.

That list reads like the Hollywood Walk of Fame turned into a Burn Book.

The internet can’t stop screaming about it.

Nothing gets the gossip mill grinding harder than the thought of Captain Jack Sparrow side-eyeing his co-stars.

Apparently, he side-eyed them so hard the makeup team had to powder over the tension.

Now we have the receipts.

A “Top 6 Actors Johnny Depp Hated the Most” expose is making the rounds.

It sounds like a BuzzFeed listicle.

But it reads like a Shakespearean tragedy dipped in rum and eyeliner.

Think this is harmless Hollywood beef?
Think again.

Fans are already debating.

Are Depp’s grudges legendary acts of artistic integrity?
Or are they just the pettiest thing since Mariah Carey pretended she didn’t know who Jennifer Lopez was?

First up on this cursed list of cinematic frenemies is none other than Leonardo DiCaprio, yes, Mr.

Oscar himself, who once shared the screen with Depp in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, and according to Depp, sharing the screen was about as pleasant as sharing a dressing room with a raccoon, because Depp allegedly hated DiCaprio’s youthful cockiness, his constant smoking, and his habit of showing up to set with an attitude that screamed, “I’m about to be bigger than Titanic. ”

Depp once shaded Leo in an interview, calling him a “brat,” and though he softened it later, the damage was done, because fans now imagine Leo dodging Depp’s daggers while trying to nail his lines about eating mashed potatoes.

Fake expert Dr. Rita “Spill It” Malloy, who claims to have written three books on celebrity rivalries (all self-published), says, “Depp’s distaste for Leo was less about talent and more about vibes.

He saw in Leo the kind of raw ambition that threatened his own carefully curated outsider status.

Depp hated Hollywood’s golden boys, and Leo was the golden-est of them all. ”

Next on the list is Nicolas Cage, because of course it is, since nothing says “Hollywood feud” like two eccentric, scarf-loving actors fighting over who gets to be the weirdest man alive.

Cage reportedly helped Depp get his first agent, which you’d think would earn him eternal loyalty, but instead it allegedly soured into resentment when Cage’s career went boom while Depp was still clawing his way out of 21 Jump Street typecasting.

Rumor has it Depp found Cage’s over-the-top acting style “embarrassing,” which is hilarious coming from the man who once played a lizard in Rango with more flair than a Vegas showgirl.

Fans online have taken sides, with hashtags like #TeamNic and #TeamJohnny trending for hours, while one user tweeted, “Imagine being mad at Nic Cage for being Nic Cage.

That’s like hating the sun for being hot. ”

Then there’s Kevin Costner, who apparently clashed with Depp during the early ’90s over everything from film roles to, wait for it, their approach to brooding.

Depp allegedly thought Costner was “fake deep,” while Costner reportedly thought Depp was “trying too hard to be mysterious. ”

The two may have never physically dueled with swords, but in the gossip universe, they might as well have, with experts insisting that their “cold war” was as tense as the Waterworld box office numbers.

Pop culture analyst Jaden McSnarky claims, “This feud was like watching two cats hissing at each other in a mirror.

They were basically the same person in different costumes, and that’s what made them hate each other so much. ”

Sliding into the fourth slot is Marlon Brando, and yes, this one stings, because Brando was Depp’s idol before allegedly turning into his tormentor.

They worked together on Don Juan DeMarco and The Brave, but rumors swirled that Brando thought Depp was pretentious, and Depp thought Brando was washed-up.

This was less a feud and more a Greek tragedy, with Depp craving Brando’s approval like a kid begging for candy, only to get the cold shoulder instead.

Whoopi “Spill It All” Jenkins, a fake expert in Hollywood heartbreaks, explains, “Johnny wanted Marlon to be his father figure, but instead Marlon gave him tough love.

That’s the kind of rejection that doesn’t just sting, it festers.

It was like Hollywood hazing. ”

Fifth on the hit list is Angelina Jolie, because apparently The Tourist wasn’t just boring for viewers, it was torture for Depp, who reportedly hated Jolie’s “takeover energy” and diva behavior on set.

Fans claim the two had zero chemistry, which now makes sense if Depp was silently plotting her downfall the entire time.

An anonymous crew member allegedly said, “Johnny smoked more cigarettes during that shoot than in any other film.

He’d light one, roll his eyes, and mutter something about Angelina’s entourage. ”

Jolie, for her part, has never confirmed the feud, but fans have gleefully dubbed the movie “The Bore-ist,” blaming their mutual disdain for its lack of spark.

Rounding out this unholy hexagon of hatred is, shockingly, Shia LaBeouf, whose erratic behavior reportedly rubbed Depp the wrong way when the two crossed paths in Hollywood’s tangled social circles.

Depp, who had his own wild-child reputation, allegedly thought Shia was “trying too hard to be edgy,” which is rich coming from a man who once wore a bird on his head in a blockbuster.

Fans argue that Depp simply didn’t want to be out-weirded, while gossip forums insist that the two fought over who got to sit in the darkest corner of Hollywood parties looking mysterious.

One fan summed it up: “It’s like Batman and Joker fighting over who gets to wear more eyeliner.”

Naturally, the internet has reacted to this “Top 6” list like it’s the Ten Commandments, dissecting every feud with conspiracy theories, memes, and enough sarcasm to power a Twitter meltdown.

Some are calling Depp’s enemy list “iconic,” while others are pointing out the hypocrisy of a man once sued for allegedly punching his own crew members being picky about other people’s behavior.

Fake “celebrity life coach” Brandy Drama even weighed in, declaring, “This isn’t about hate.

It’s about Johnny protecting his brand of brooding eccentricity.

If anyone else threatened to out-brood him, they had to go. ”

Meanwhile, Depp’s fans are busy rewriting history, insisting that all of these so-called feuds are just “misunderstandings” blown up by the media.

But let’s be real: Hollywood without feuds is like Disneyland without churros.

We need the drama.

We thrive on it.

And if Johnny Depp really does have a personal burn book, we want it published immediately, leather-bound, with eyeliner smudges on the cover.

In the end, what does this enemies list say about Depp? That he’s picky? That he’s petty? That he’s just like the rest of us, silently loathing our coworkers while smiling through gritted teeth? Probably all of the above.

But it also proves that even in the land of million-dollar paychecks and private islands, grudges are as common as bad Botox.

Depp may have played the lovable rogue on screen, but off screen, he was keeping receipts, and now the world is finally catching a glimpse of the Hollywood Hunger Games that fueled his career.

So, who will be next to land on Johnny Depp’s hate parade?

Only time will tell, but one thing is certain: if you’re an actor with great cheekbones, a moody stare, and a flair for stealing scenes, you might just want to keep your distance, because Captain Jack is watching, and he’s not handing out rum this time—he’s handing out side-eyes.