SHOCKING TWIST: Left-Wing Figures Blame Trump and Kirk for Assassination—Media Meltdown, Network Firings, and Outrage You Won’t Believe 🔥

In case you thought American politics couldn’t get any more like a badly written soap opera performed by sleep-deprived improv actors, welcome to this week’s national circus.

Charlie Kirk, 31 years old, conservative firebrand, dead from a rooftop assassination that already has half the internet squinting at grainy footage like it’s the Zapruder film for Gen Z.

But instead of uniting in grief, America did what it always does: it weaponized the tragedy into a partisan food fight with extra gravy.

And now, the pièce de résistance—Democrats, liberals, and various Twitter warriors are blaming not just “the climate of hate,” but Donald Trump and Charlie Kirk himself for the assassination.

Yes, you read that correctly.

According to some Very Serious Voices on MSNBC, the man is apparently guilty of his own murder.

Somewhere in the great beyond, Agatha Christie just facepalmed.

 

It started as whispers.

Snarky tweets.

Academic threads.

Then MSNBC analyst X (we’ll call him “Professor Buzzkill” since his name doesn’t matter—he’s been fired faster than a freshman barista who forgets oat milk).

This analyst claimed that Kirk and Trump had essentially “created the rhetoric that brought the rooftop man to the roof.

” Translation: they summoned their own assassin like a demon in a frat-house Ouija game.

Naturally, conservatives went nuclear.

“How dare you!” shouted Fox News anchors in unison, slamming their desks so hard you could almost hear Rupert Murdoch’s dentures rattle.

The narrative was born: “Ghoulish Dems are blaming the victim. ”

Let’s pause to appreciate the irony.

The word ghoulish is usually reserved for haunted houses, Halloween stores, or Jared Leto’s last press tour.

But here it is, applied to Democrats, who allegedly saw a man die and thought, let’s turn this into a TED Talk about karma.

Twitter immediately devolved into trench warfare.

The hashtags #BlameTrump #BlameKirk and #GhoulishDems trended simultaneously, like some kind of cursed bingo card.

One user wrote: “Charlie Kirk killed by Charlie Kirk—directed by Quentin Tarantino. ”

Another shot back: “No, it’s directed by Michael Moore. ”

And somewhere in the chaos, Elon Musk chimed in with: “This is why we need more rooftops with Tesla solar panels. ”

Because of course he did.

But the real star of this mess is the fired MSNBC analyst.

 

His comments, according to insiders, weren’t just spicy—they were ghost pepper level.

“You can’t fan flames and then act shocked when things burn down,” he allegedly said, before adding, “Charlie Kirk built the rhetorical roof that the shooter stood on. ”

Poetry! But also, career suicide.

Within hours, MSNBC cut ties, issued an apology, and practically threw him out the studio window (though sadly, not onto a rooftop).

Fake crisis consultant “Dr. Rhonda Spangles” told us: “This was a rookie mistake.

If you’re going to blame a man for his own assassination, at least wait a week, or do it in a book deal.”

Naturally, Republicans are having a field day.

Charlie Kirk’s allies are blasting the left as “monsters who dance on graves. ”

Donald Trump, never one to miss a chance at self-promotion, issued a Truth Social post: “Very SAD! Charlie Kirk, a great Patriot, taken down, and Democrats say it’s his fault.

Disgraceful! They blame me too because they know I’m the most powerful man in the world.

Everyone says so. ”

(Okay, maybe not everyone, but you get the idea. ) Meanwhile, Democrats are split between condemning the comments and secretly texting each other, “Well, he kind of had a point though. ”

Politics, baby.

The internet, of course, has turned this into performance art.

TikTokers are now making edits of Kirk speeches spliced with ominous rooftop shadows.

One viral video with 3. 2 million views dramatically declares: “The bullet came from above… but the words came from within. ”

 

Another simply plays the audio clip—“There’s somebody on the roof right there”—over footage of Kirk talking about “owning the libs. ”

Is this insensitive? Absolutely.

Is it the kind of content we deserve in 2025? Tragically, yes.

Let’s not forget the conspiracy crowd.

For them, the firing of the MSNBC analyst is proof that the “truth is too hot to handle. ”

“They’re silencing him!” screamed one YouTube commentator wearing a tinfoil crown.

“He revealed the ultimate secret—that Kirk’s death was both a murder and a self-fulfilling prophecy.

That’s why the Comedy Cabal and the Deep State are working together!” Another theory circulating on Facebook is even juicier: that the rooftop shooter wasn’t targeting Kirk at all but was instead aiming for Trump, who was “energetically tethered” to Kirk like some kind of Sith apprentice.

Proof? None.

Entertainment value? Ten out of ten.

The firing also raises a delicious tabloid question: where do fired analysts go? Do they vanish into the woods, muttering about rhetorical rooftops? Do they start podcasts with 11 listeners? Or do they reemerge six months later on CNN+ (RIP) pretending nothing happened? Whatever the case, this guy just became the sacrificial lamb in America’s latest gladiatorial media match.

MSNBC threw him to the wolves to prove they weren’t “too ghoulish. ”

 

Spoiler: it didn’t work.

Fox News is still replaying his comments on a loop, complete with scary music and the chyron: BLAMING THE DEAD: DEMS CROSS THE LINE.

And let’s not pretend this is new.

American politics has long loved blaming victims.

Someone slips on ice? Personal responsibility.

A factory closes? Should have learned coding.

A politician gets shot? Well, apparently it’s because they tweeted too much.

The MSNBC analyst just said the quiet part loud—and lost his career for it.

Meanwhile, the rest of us are stuck in a news cycle that feels like a bad Black Mirror spinoff titled Roofshot.

Even comedians are piling on.

Jimmy Fallon joked: “They’re saying Charlie Kirk was responsible for his own assassination.

By that logic, I’m responsible for my own jokes… which is even worse. ”

John Oliver dedicated an entire 12-minute segment to the idea of “blame recursion,” complete with a chalkboard and increasingly panicked explanations.

And The Onion, never one to miss, published: ‘Charlie Kirk Accidentally Shoots Himself Through Complicated Chain Of Rhetorical Causality.

’ Sometimes satire and reality hold hands, skip down the street, and fall into a manhole together.

So what’s next? Expect congressional hearings where everyone pretends to be outraged while secretly enjoying the spotlight.

Expect merch—shirts that say “Blame Trump, Blame Kirk, Blame Everyone. ”

Expect at least three Netflix documentaries: The Rooftop: Who Really Killed Charlie Kirk, MSNBC Analyst: Fired for Truth, and Ghouls of Washington: Dancing on Graves.

And yes, expect more rooftop memes than you ever wanted.

But let’s end with the big picture.

A man is dead.

A nation is fractured.

And instead of unity, we’re debating whether the victim somehow scheduled his own assassination.

 

It’s absurd.

It’s grotesque.

It’s peak America.

And the fact that the word ghoulish is trending tells you everything you need to know about where we are as a country.

Not grieving.

Not healing.

Just blaming, firing, and making hashtags.

So grab your popcorn, dear reader.

This saga isn’t over.

The shooter is still at large, the Comedy Cabal hasn’t issued a statement, and MSNBC is probably holding auditions for their next analyst as we speak.

In the meantime, the rest of us are stuck here, living inside an endless political telenovela where even assassinations come with plot twists, firings, and hashtags.

Because in America 2025, tragedy doesn’t unite us.

It just gives us new content.