The Microwave Love Affairs of US-UK: Kendall Jenner & Devin Booker, Cardi B & Offset

In the world of celebrity relationships, some couples keep us on our toes more than others. And by “on our toes,” we mean constantly refreshing DeuxMoi and Twitter to check if they’re still together.

Two couples in particular have become legendary for their on-again, off-again romances: Kendall Jenner & Devin Booker and Cardi B & Offset.

If love is a battlefield, these four are engaged in an endless game of dodgeball. Let’s dive into their timeline of romantic chaos.

Kendall Jenner and Devin Booker have mastered the art of breaking up just to get back together, making us all question our own ex-blocking skills.

Here’s a breakdown of their not-so-final goodbyes:

Round 1: July 20, 2022 – After splitting in June, the two were seen at a wedding in Malibu, where they apparently forgot they had broken up and engaged in some casual PDA. However, by the end of 2022, they had remembered.

Round 2: February 27, 2024 – Fresh off her breakup with Bad Bunny, Kendall rekindled things with Devin. But as expected, the love didn’t last, and they parted ways again.

Round 3: September 15, 2024 – DeuxMoi reported that Kendall and Devin were seen having an intimate dinner in Miami. The flames of their love flickered…until May 2025, when Kendall was back at the Met Gala—this time on the arm of Bad Bunny.

Round 4: February 19, 2025 – Aspen became the new romantic battleground as Kendall, hiding behind large sunglasses, was spotted having breakfast with Devin. Could this be their final reunion? Probably not.

At this point, it’s safe to assume Kendall and Devin will continue this dance until either the NBA or the fashion industry collapses. Stay tuned!

Offset Reveals His First Impression of Cardi B: 'She's a Family Person'

If Kendall and Devin’s relationship is a slow-burning candle, Cardi B and Offset’s love story is a full-blown fireworks show that keeps getting restarted. Here’s a look at their many, many chapters:

Round 1: December 24, 2017 – Surprise! Cardi B and Offset had already been secretly married for months. But Offset, being Offset, was caught cheating, leading to a split. However, within weeks, they were back together.

Round 2: December 15, 2018 – Cardi announced another breakup two months after giving birth. Offset made a grand public apology, and within days, she forgave him. Romantic or repetitive? You decide.

Round 3: September 2020 – Cardi B filed for divorce. Offset then pulled off a birthday surprise so extravagant that she dropped the divorce case like a bad habit.

Round 4: June 2023 – Another cheating accusation, another breakup. But by July 28, they were back—this time releasing a song together titled “GHEN.” Nothing says reconciliation like a hit single!

Round 5: December 5, 2023 – Cardi unfollowed Offset on Instagram and went on a fiery livestream rant, declaring she was done. By January 2024, however, she admitted they had spent New Year’s Eve together: “Chụ cần chi,” as she famously put it.

Round 6: July 31, 2024 – Cardi filed for divorce again. By August 1, she announced she was expecting their third child. And by December, she was at Rolling Loud, cheering on Offset like nothing had ever happened.

Cardi B and Offset Air Their Dirty Laundry on Instagram Live

At this point, Cardi and Offset’s relationship is like a movie franchise that keeps getting sequels—some better than others, but all wildly entertaining.

Some couples break up and move on. Others break up, get back together, break up again, then show up at the Met Gala together like nothing happened.

Whether it’s Kendall and Devin’s subtle, basketball-infused drama or Cardi and Offset’s livestream-worthy meltdowns, one thing is certain: they have mastered the art of keeping us guessing.

So, if you’re feeling bad about texting your ex, just remember—you’re not alone. Hollywood’s hottest can’t seem to let go either. And as history shows, we’ll probably be updating these timelines again in a few months. Stay tuned!