Vote for Jake! Paul announces Presidential Campaign, Usyk fight in five-year plan for 2030

Jake Paul is running for President of the United States.

That’s just one of many lofty goals set by the celebrity pugilist, who returns to the “sweet science” to box Gervonta “Tank” Davis this November on Netflix.

In addition to his presidency, the 28 year-old Paul also wants to become undisputed heavyweight champion, which may require him to put down a Ukrainian “Cat.”

I guess he’s moved on from this “stiff” heavyweight attraction.

“I just finished writing my Jake Paul 2030 five-year plan,” Paul said on social media.

“Sign and delivered.

Become world champ, become billionaire, have three kids and get married to Jutta [Leerdam], beat [Oleksandr] Usyk, win an Oscar, fight on the moon, and start a presidential campaign.“

If boxing on the moon sounds ridiculous, just remember the Russians are already halfway there.

No mention of fighting for Professional Fighters League (PFL), which makes me wonder aloud how much Donn Davis and Co. paid “El Gallo” to dress up like an MMA fighter to grab a week’s worth of headlines.

Regardless, Paul may need to mend fences with UFC CEO, Dana White, to fulfill his heavyweight boxing dream.

White recently partnered with Turki Alalshikh to promote the “sweet science.”.

“I don’t hate your brother,” White told Logan Paul on Impaulsive. “You know what’s funny about your brother? So your brother talks more sh*t than anybody else on the planet.

Now him and [Nakisa Bidarian] are running around trying to f*cking sue people when people talk sh*t.

It cracks me up that they want to start suing people that are talking sh*t when your brother talks more sh*t than anybody talks.

He’s always talking sh*t about the UFC and all this other stuff.

It’s like an obsession for him for some weird reason, but I don’t hate your brother.”

He doesn’t need to.

The rest of the combat sports community is doing it for him.